Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize
