Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
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I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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