So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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