And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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