Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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