Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
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