Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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