We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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