I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I have post one night stand depression
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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