U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Randomize
