i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I just cut my nipple shaving
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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