So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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