It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
