Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
