I just saw a hot homeless man
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
where are my eyebrows?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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