it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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