Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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