About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
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Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
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He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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