i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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