what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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