My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
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well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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