I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
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every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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