I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
