guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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