just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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