What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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