Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Shame is for Republicans.
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