he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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