I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
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as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
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Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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