Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
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I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
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Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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