A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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