i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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