theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Randomize