I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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