we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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