He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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