i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
i out mim tonsoeep
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