just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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