And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
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