is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
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In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
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She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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