i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
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