ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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