sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
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we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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