i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I need moral support for this bender
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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