Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
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He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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