Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
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I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
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omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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