I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
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