Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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