pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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