oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
She's the barista slut.
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
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Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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