Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Randomize
