I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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