i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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